FROM: The Manitoba Herald
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.
"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood
producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves.
"A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."
When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies.
"I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said. The Herald will be interested to see if Obama can actually raise Mary from the dead in time for the concert!
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NY Mosque Controversy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It seems that the Muslim mosque in NYC is stirring up quite the controversy. I personally think the Muslims are showing a huge lack of sensitivity on this issue. They should recognize that over 3,000 families are mourning the loss of their loved ones because of Muslim fanatics. Our entire nation is mourning the loss of fellow citizens and the loss of our personal safety and basic human rights because of the actions of a handful of extremists. C'mon, who doesn't want to return to the days when getting on a plane or train didn't necessarily mean putting your life into the hands of potential psychos? Evil comes in many different forms, and Jesus warns us in the Bible, Matthew 10:16 I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. Therefore be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves.
We built a nation on religious tolerance because our forefathers fled the persecution toward Christians. Perhaps we can listen to the advice of Jesus and be as shrewd as snakes when it comes to a religion that proliferates hate towards Christians. Our family members in the Christian body are being murdered senselessly in Muslim countries, simply for following Jesus. Read an amazing book called I Dared to Call Him Father. http://www.christianbook.com/anniversary-edition-miraculous-muslim-womans-encounter/bilquis-sheikh/9780800793241/pd/93247 While I do NOT condone violence or prejudice against Muslims, I think we have to be extreme careful about laws in this country that can be twisted to suit the needs of a minority. Take a look at France and the rest of Europe. Men can get away with murder because of sharia law being acceptable, meaning if they think women bring dishonor to their families, they can carry out an honor killing. I am all over acceptance and understanding, but we as a Christian nation have to keep our eyes wide open, and "be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves."
I love this country so so much. I love the education and opportunities and most of all, the FREEDOM it was provided. Being in countries like India, Nepal, and Egypt really makes you appreciate the freedom of speech and the freedom of religion. People in India have been jailed or killed for trying to share God's love with others. Women in Egypt, I am SURE, have been killed for dishonoring their families. The idea that our country could start honoring sharia law absolutely horrifies me. Britain has introduced Muslim Arbitration Tribunals (google sharia law) and read up on what's happening in France. Moderates and liberals should be well-educated and informed, especially as we live in a country where majority rules in a supposedly democratic state. I think as we head into local elections on Monday, it behooves us to become as informed and involved in the future of this country as possible. Else, could be follow the same fate as Lebanon? See for yourself!!!
This youtube video really made me think twice!!! So eye-opening on a Christian history of Lebanon, the formerly only Christian state in the Middle East. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=bIy2L5uI9P8&vq=small#t=128
ALSO Check out this interesting article by Newt Gingrich http://www.torenewamerica.com/gingrich-ground-zero-mosque
I don't normally support him, but he makes some very interesting statements! Yeah! Could certain Muslims be a bunch of hypocrites, asking Americans to be open-minded and tolerant of all religions while they are NOT and murdering Christians left and right as infidels!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Beware of sharia law and its introduction into this country. You want a slippery slope? This is it!
Joys of Muslim Women
by Nonie Darwish
In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child, consummating the marriage by 9. The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.
Even though a woman is abused, she cannot obtain a divorce.
To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.
Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and the man does not have to say why he has beaten her.
The husband is permitted to have 4 wives and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.
The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.
In the Western World ( America ) Muslim men are starting to demand Shariah Law so the wife cannot obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Shariah law.
By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Shariah Law.
Ripping the West in Two. Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Shariah law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.
She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.
Darwish was born in Cairo and spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .
When he died, he was considered a "shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.
But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.
In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping sharia law - what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.
For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.
Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.
While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.
While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.
It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.
While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA .. Dearborn Mich. is one.... and there are others...
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
It is too bad that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept Muslims as peaceful.. some may be but they have an army that is willing to shed blood in the name of Islam.. the peaceful support the warriors with their finances and own kind of patriotism to their religion. WHILE AMERICAN IS GETTING RID OF CHRISTIANITY FROM ALL PUBLIC SITES AND ERASING GOD FROM THE LIVES OF CHILDREN THE MUSLIMS ARE
PLANNING A GREAT JIHAD ON AMERICA . . .
We built a nation on religious tolerance because our forefathers fled the persecution toward Christians. Perhaps we can listen to the advice of Jesus and be as shrewd as snakes when it comes to a religion that proliferates hate towards Christians. Our family members in the Christian body are being murdered senselessly in Muslim countries, simply for following Jesus. Read an amazing book called I Dared to Call Him Father. http://www.christianbook.com/anniversary-edition-miraculous-muslim-womans-encounter/bilquis-sheikh/9780800793241/pd/93247 While I do NOT condone violence or prejudice against Muslims, I think we have to be extreme careful about laws in this country that can be twisted to suit the needs of a minority. Take a look at France and the rest of Europe. Men can get away with murder because of sharia law being acceptable, meaning if they think women bring dishonor to their families, they can carry out an honor killing. I am all over acceptance and understanding, but we as a Christian nation have to keep our eyes wide open, and "be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves."
I love this country so so much. I love the education and opportunities and most of all, the FREEDOM it was provided. Being in countries like India, Nepal, and Egypt really makes you appreciate the freedom of speech and the freedom of religion. People in India have been jailed or killed for trying to share God's love with others. Women in Egypt, I am SURE, have been killed for dishonoring their families. The idea that our country could start honoring sharia law absolutely horrifies me. Britain has introduced Muslim Arbitration Tribunals (google sharia law) and read up on what's happening in France. Moderates and liberals should be well-educated and informed, especially as we live in a country where majority rules in a supposedly democratic state. I think as we head into local elections on Monday, it behooves us to become as informed and involved in the future of this country as possible. Else, could be follow the same fate as Lebanon? See for yourself!!!
This youtube video really made me think twice!!! So eye-opening on a Christian history of Lebanon, the formerly only Christian state in the Middle East. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=bIy2L5uI9P8&vq=small#t=128
ALSO Check out this interesting article by Newt Gingrich http://www.torenewamerica.com/gingrich-ground-zero-mosque
I don't normally support him, but he makes some very interesting statements! Yeah! Could certain Muslims be a bunch of hypocrites, asking Americans to be open-minded and tolerant of all religions while they are NOT and murdering Christians left and right as infidels!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Beware of sharia law and its introduction into this country. You want a slippery slope? This is it!
Joys of Muslim Women
by Nonie Darwish
In the Muslim faith a Muslim man can marry a child as young as 1 year old and have sexual intimacy with this child, consummating the marriage by 9. The dowry is given to the family in exchange for the woman (who becomes his slave) and for the purchase of the private parts of the woman, to use her as a toy.
Even though a woman is abused, she cannot obtain a divorce.
To prove rape, the woman must have (4) male witnesses.
Often after a woman has been raped, she is returned to her family and the family must return the dowry. The family has the right to execute her (an honor killing) to restore the honor of the family. Husbands can beat their wives 'at will' and the man does not have to say why he has beaten her.
The husband is permitted to have 4 wives and a temporary wife for an hour (prostitute) at his discretion.
The Shariah Muslim law controls the private as well as the public life of the woman.
In the Western World ( America ) Muslim men are starting to demand Shariah Law so the wife cannot obtain a divorce and he can have full and complete control of her. It is amazing and alarming how many of our sisters and daughters attending American Universities are now marrying Muslim men and submitting themselves and their children unsuspectingly to the Shariah law.
By passing this on, enlightened American women may avoid becoming a slave under Shariah Law.
Ripping the West in Two. Author and lecturer Nonie Darwish says the goal of radical Islamists is to impose Shariah law on the world, ripping Western law and liberty in two.
She recently authored the book, Cruel and Usual Punishment: The Terrifying Global Implications of Islamic Law.
Darwish was born in Cairo and spent her childhood in Egypt and Gaza before immigrating to America in 1978, when she was eight years old. Her father died while leading covert attacks on Israel . He was a high-ranking Egyptian military officer stationed with his family in Gaza .
When he died, he was considered a "shahid," a martyr for jihad. His posthumous status earned Nonie and her family an elevated position in Muslim society.
But Darwish developed a skeptical eye at an early age. She questioned her own Muslim culture and upbringing. She converted to Christianity after hearing a Christian preacher on television.
In her latest book, Darwish warns about creeping sharia law - what it is, what it means, and how it is manifested in Islamic countries.
For the West, she says radical Islamists are working to impose sharia on the world. If that happens, Western civilization will be destroyed. Westerners generally assume all religions encourage a respect for the dignity of each individual. Islamic law (Sharia) teaches that non-Muslims should be subjugated or killed in this world.
Peace and prosperity for one's children is not as important as assuring that Islamic law rules everywhere in the Middle East and eventually in the world.
While Westerners tend to think that all religions encourage some form of the golden rule, Sharia teaches two systems of ethics - one for Muslims and another for non-Muslims. Building on tribal practices of the seventh century, Sharia encourages the side of humanity that wants to take from and subjugate others.
While Westerners tend to think in terms of religious people developing a personal understanding of and relationship with God, Sharia advocates executing people who ask difficult questions that could be interpreted as criticism.
It's hard to imagine, that in this day and age, Islamic scholars agree that those who criticize Islam or choose to stop being Muslim should be executed. Sadly, while talk of an Islamic reformation is common and even assumed by many in the West, such murmurings in the Middle East are silenced through intimidation.
While Westerners are accustomed to an increase in religious tolerance over time, Darwish explains how petro dollars are being used to grow an extremely intolerant form of political Islam in her native Egypt and elsewhere.
In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President by themselves! Rest assured they will do so... You can look at how they have taken over several towns in the USA .. Dearborn Mich. is one.... and there are others...
I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on!
It is too bad that so many are disillusioned with life and Christianity to accept Muslims as peaceful.. some may be but they have an army that is willing to shed blood in the name of Islam.. the peaceful support the warriors with their finances and own kind of patriotism to their religion. WHILE AMERICAN IS GETTING RID OF CHRISTIANITY FROM ALL PUBLIC SITES AND ERASING GOD FROM THE LIVES OF CHILDREN THE MUSLIMS ARE
PLANNING A GREAT JIHAD ON AMERICA . . .
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